Greetings, everyone! This is a forum game that I took from the Nifflas Support Forum, because I thought it would be fun to do here as well. Here's how it works. In your post, you grant the wish of the last person who posted, but with the intent of ruining it. You can do this by making the wish backfire, having a side-effect happen that ruins the wish, or exploiting a loophole in the wish's phrasing. Here are a few generic examples: etc. Now let me lay down a few rules and guidelines here so the game can stay sharp and active. If you corrupt a wish, you must make another wish. No exceptions. You may not corrupt your own wish. Your corruption must be plausible (within the realm of the wish). Nonsense corruptions are not cool. The purpose of this game is to create a situation where people need to come up with clever corruptions, so do not try to make an incorruptible wish, or one that is too easy. You may not corrupt a wish from a post that corrupts one of yours. This is here to insure that pages are not dominated by only a few people. However, if a week passes without anyone posting, you may exempt this rule for that instance to keep the game going. If your corruptions or wishes are found to be overly morose, or unclever, they will be deleted without warning. From 3/17/13 onwards, you may not use a dyslexic genie to corrupt a wish, unless said wish involves a dyslexic genie. Now, let's begin. I wish I could fix the server.