"Ye say ye've never been knocked unconscious from bein' slapped with a magic kipper? Arrr, ye've not lived a proper life... let ole Pegleg fix that for ye!" - the alleged last words of an antagonistic Event Horizon sky pirate Ladies and gentlesteves, fresh out of the Cubic Worlds prototyping labs is an entirely new event designed and built by our very own SmokeAndMirrors! From the smoldering but still-delicious ashes of the Battenburg Bash, delayed by the collapse of our hosting situation in October, a glorious flotilla of sky islands has risen into the skies upon which you can dish out humiliation to any who stand against you... The arenas of Stomp are ready to welcome their first official gladiators! What's the objective? Fishslap your opponents into oblivion! Avoid getting fishslapped yourself! Use your choice of diabolical extra gear to assist in reaching victory! Exclamation points! Cake! Fun! What are the prizes? I couldn't possibly say. I'm sure they'll be shiny, though... When is this madness happening? Stomp will run on Friday 5th and Sunday 7th at 19:00 GMT. More news may follow before the event happens so stay tuned to this thread! Could things go wrong? Of course! It's a new event and these will be the first hostings, so it may not go smoothly. We'll do our best to minimise the fallout if things go pear-shaped, though.